1) DON'T PANIC.
2) You can't drive faster than the guy in front of you.
3) Never pass up a chance to have fun.
4) If you make a mess, clean it up.
5) It's easier to change yourself than to change the world.
6) Nothing is TOTALLY serious.
7) Never let anyone make you do anything that you don't want to do.
8) Never pass up free food.
9) There are 3 kinds of people in the world.
_ (i) The people who screw things up.
_ (ii) The people who complain about people who screw things up.
_ (iii) The people who actually try and fix the the things that
_ the (i) people screwed up.
_ -Don't be type (i) or (ii).
Corollary 9a) Person (i) throws trash on the ground.
_ Person (ii) sees the trash on the ground, and complains about it.
_ Person (iii) picks up the trash, and throws it away.
_ -[See # 9.]
Corollary 9b) Complaining rarely accomplishes anything.
10) Negative enegry usually generates more negative energy.
Corollary 10a) When you smile at someone, most of the time they will
smile back.
11) You don't need a holiday to give someone a gift.
12)The statement "money if and only if happiness" is not necessarily true.
Corollary 12a) "The best things in life are free."