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You're only young once, but you can always be immature.
Mutants For Nukes. *)
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"The most incomprehensible thing about the Universe, is that it's comprehensible."
-Albert Einstein
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Gene: "So, Charles, Sambo.... Uhhh.... Got any hobbies?"
Mambo: "Electron Microscopy."
Charles: "Kierkegaardian existentialism."
Mambo: "And speaking in a binary-based code only we understand."
Gene: "How wonderfully adolescent."
Charles: "One zero zero one one zero zero zero one zero zero one."
Charles and Mambo: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............"
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Harder than impossible, is still impossible." -Dr. Sandifer
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"I'll burn that bridge when I get to it." -Dan
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"Warp this." -Ray
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"The Earth will recycle itself." -Scott Frosch
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"You mess with me, you mess with me." -Jim M.
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"One type of being, the human being,
believes that all of Being exists for it." -Matrin Heidegger
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"I'm a vegetarian. Not so much because I love animals, but because I really HATE vegetables." -Someone.
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"I'll be mellow when I'm dead." -Wierd Al Yankovic
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"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. *Ptui!* Blow." -Ash
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"You're just a fish, in a sea of human beings...." -D.R.I.
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"It's easy to be a positive, aware person when it's safe,
but when the odds are against you, can you stand true?" -Token Entry
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"Be honest! Think straight! Be yourself! That's all I ask..."
-Up Front
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"Save the Earth, Kill yourself" -F.O.D.
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The biosphere - The place we live - It seems like we don't give a damn,
Other species - Flushed down the tubes - We need another race to rape.
The way we live - We will destroy - Every other living thing,
Till none are left - Except our race - And then we will destroy ourselves.

Slightly insane - The type of greed - That makes a world unfit for life,
Toxic waste - Destroys the seas - While poison gas pollutes the air.
A waste of life - While no one cares - The world becomes a giant tomb,
CRITICAL MASS - Will be acheived - and ruins will be all that's left.

A Hell on Earth - What we create - Dragging life to death with us,
All living things - Destroyed or used - By shortsighted human beings.
We do these things - Let them be done - Apathy creates despair,
The damage done - Will be too great - The world wounded beyond repair.

Another oil spill.
Atomic waste displaced.
Another forest dies.

---Nuclear Assault
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"-Why can't you have your cake and eat it too?
-Why believe in things that make it tough on you?
-Why scream and cry when you know it's true?
-Why fall in love when there's better things to do?" -Devo
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"Chicks - who needs 'em? I'd rather smell food than perfume any day!"
-All
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"Everything is number." -Pythagoras
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"Everything is fodder." -Megatron
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"Pleasure and pain distract you from finding what you REALLY want."
-Socrates
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"Deal with it." -Guy Gardner
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"Bad influence my ass!!" -Bart Simpson
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"The fact that everyone dies, makes all life illogical." -Plato
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"To be is to do." -Descartes
"To do is to be." -Sartre
"Do be do be do." -Sinatra
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"I'm funny that way....." -Buddy
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"If you talk to God, you're praying.
If God talks to you, you're schizophrenic." -Thomas Szasz
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"Is it possible to love a sandwich so much, that you don't want to eat it, because then it will be gone?" -Ajax
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"Sometimes, you just have to bow to the absurd." -Jean-Luc Picard
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"2 + 2 = 5 for substantially large values of 2." -Someone
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"Drink of this bonus cup, it is my blood.
Eat of this cracker, it is my body." -The Bass Master (Descendents)
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"I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!"
-Peter Venkman
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"It's a tough universe out there, so you really gotta know where your towel is." -Ford Prefect.
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"I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing".
"But", says Man, "the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist, and so therefore you don't. QED."
"Oh dear", says God, "I hadn't thought of that" and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy" says Man, and for an encore he proves that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.

Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book, "Well, That About Wraps It Up For God."
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"Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit one Midsummer Morning"
-By the Azgoths of Kria.

(This is, of course, only but the 2nd worst poetry in the Universe.)

(As read by Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent)

Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning utty!
DISCOVERY......Oh.
Putty?.......Armpit?
Armpit.......Putty.
Not even a particularly nice shade of green.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DORKS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Security is an illusion." -Me.

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