CHARACTER NAME: Brane Dump A.K.A. Buddy Skywalker PLAYER NAME: Airball PROFESSION: Changes at random intervals SPECIES: Human HEIGHT: 5'10" WEIGHT: 155 lbs AGE: 25? GENDER: Male PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Absolutely ZERO fashion sense. -Common outfit: Light blue pants with orange polka-dots, with a bright pink shirt with a butterfly collar; Or often, pajamas. Kinda long orange hair skewed in completely random directions, kinda like Yahoo Serious from "Young Einstein." PERSONALITY: Mentally unstable.... "Out of touch with reality." Has a tendency to experience schizophrenic episodes, but is in no way 'dangerous.' - Doesn't seek to harm anyone, not violent, just... wierd. Doesn't remember much from before the "accident." Loves tuna fish, cheese, pork chips, and banthas. BACKGROUND: Mostly unknown, except for the fact that he was discovered by Alliance explorers in a destroyed escape pod on the icy world of Hoth, preserved in ice for an indeterminate amount of time. His brain suffered some damage in the crash, but the doctors were able to restore it.... more or less. The only thing known of his identity is that his name is probalbly "Buddy" because that was sewn in his underwear. He chose to adopt the name "Brane Dump" because he heard the doctors say it alot, and liked the sound of it. Now lives in an apartment in Corellia City with his girlfriend Dreayeya, and next door to Lt. Tiberius X. Washington. Found Darth Vader's glove and gave it to Luke Skywalker. Saved Luke Skywalker's life. Has killed 2 dark Jedis, and has one assist. Recently recieved shock therapy as punishment for attempting to steal 80 pounds of cheese from Shop Rite and convincing everyone in the galaxy that the Universe was about to end. The therapy resulted in strong Force Sense as a side-effect. Gave secret tapes of C-Wing info to Lando Calrissian, who personally trained him in the art the con. Was offered to be trained in the force by the Mountain Clan on Danthomere. Recently discovered that his real last name is Skywalker, and that he's from Alderaan 9000 years ago. In a time travel mishap, had sex with Leah Solo in a sauna, and is an ancestor of the Skywalker family. Was mysteriously led to find Yoda's lightsaber in the swamp on Dagobah. Met Yido, the first Jedi (9000 years ago), who assured him that Yoda's lightsaber is indeed the first, and will some day light the way in the darkest hour. OBJECTIVES: To find out who he is, find the best tuna melt in the galaxy, and play goalie for the New York Rangers. QUOTES: "But the cheese, is it FRESH? Oh yeah, we're under attack... sorry...." "But, I'm feeling MUCH better now...." "I'm funny that way." EQUIPMENT: Duffel bag, Random clothes:{Blue & Yellow Pajamas, Leather Imperial Navy jacket, Georgetown hat, NR Security hat, "Boba Fett and the Demolition Team" T-Shirt, Jedi Academy T-Shirt, Luke Skywalker T-Shirt, White dress shirt, Darth Vader tie, Hospital Intern's uniform, Gold Sheild Security uniform, Ninja Uniform, Insafoam Subarctic ski-mask, Leather Italian loafers, Structure sweater, Fashionable slacks}, AerTek 9000 Hi-performance in-line rollerblades, Goalie Mask, Pine Tree air-freshener (worn around neck on string), Pink towel, 46083 Credits, 3 Tennis balls, Duct tape, Elmer's white glue, Screwdriver, Fork, Toothbrush, Black magic marker, Pocket knife, Toilet paper, Stapler, Tube of epoxy, Rubber chicken, Can of Cheez-Whiz, Bottle of hydrogen peroxide, 49 business cards for Chad Champion, 21 fake ID's (See back), Princess Leia lunchbox, Yoda's lightsaber WEAPONS: Lightsaber, Blas-Tech Holdout Pistol(5D), Rubber bands, Paper clips, Hockey goalie stick wrapped with duct tape(STR+1D+1), Katana(STR+3D against someone w/o armor, STR+1D w/armor) w/scabbard Character Name: Brane Dump - A.K.A. "Buddy." FORCE POINTS : 2 DARKSIDE POINTS : 0 FORCE SENSE : Somehow, yes. WOUND STATUS : SKILL POINTS : DEXTERITY: 4D KNOWLEDGE: 2D Blaster: 6D Common Sense: 2D Running: 4D Streetwise: 3D (Skating/Blading): 5D Survival: 3D Dodge: 8D Willpower: 3D Melee: 4D (Hockey Stick): 8D+1 TECHNICAL: 3D Lightsaber: 4D Computer Prog/Rep: 6D Thrown Weapons: 4D Security: 7D (RubBand/PaperClip): 6D First Aid: 3D MECHANICAL: 2D PERCEPTION: 4D Astrogation: 2D Con: 10D Starship Pilot: 2D+1 Hide/Sneak: 4D Beast Riding 2D Repulsor Lift Op: 2D STRENGTH: 3D Stamina: 3D Brawling: 3D CONTROL: 1D SENSE: 1D ALTER: 0D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *************** FAKE ID'S **************** NAME PROFESSION MODIFIER Joe Sleznick Hospital Intern +1D Bart Meene Imperial Drill Sargent +2D Al Bundy Shoe Salesman +2 Homer Simpson N.R. Tech +1D+2 Skizlag Diputs CSA Garbage Man --- Wun Hung Lo Karate Instructor +2 Frank Rizzo Building Contractor +1D Max Slaughter Exterminator --- Halim Jariwalibendra Cab Driver +2 Gurcon Guk Journalist +1D Chad Champion Playbeing Photographer +1D Skumm Bagg Bantha cage Cleaner --- Winston Starglider N.R.I. +2D Icky McGuirk Jizzmopper --- Mike Hunt Gynecologist +1D+1 Hoo Flung Dung Ship Salesman +1D Phil Phillips Droid Repairman +1D Destro Marco Imperial Royal Guard +2D Raul Montez Hairdresser --- Ivan Tascratchinich Tennis Instructor +2 Filthy Krapp Septic tank Drainer +2